Blabbers #6
This was written yesterday during my church service.

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As I'm writing this post on the paper.... My younger sister and I just had an unintended" laugh. Well... There's this elderly lady (I called her Olympic because her earrings look like the olympic logo. And FYI, I don't know her.)... sitting two church-row-seats in front of us. Okay. At a moment, (we weren't expecting this kind of thing to happen in a church)... as everything went into an anti-climax (nothing interesting could happen) phase... A smell suddenly filled the air. We described it: Rotten Tauhu + Rotten Vegetables + Rotten Egg = Sudden Smell.

"Oh, good." I thought,"Someone farted."

Well, we suspected the elderly lady because the people around us were more concious of their surroundings. I'm not saying that every elderly people tend to do it because they don't care... It came with experience. Our's, I mean. We had a similar incident before, and it was an elderly teenager (boy)! Or is it early adult? Anyway. We know that a strong smell like this must had come from someone sitting in front of us.

Lol. And here I am talking about this pointless thing.

Anyway. Our conversation (originally in malay) went like this.

*smell*
Sister: *nudges me*
Me: *nudges back*
Both: *speechless*
S: What is this? (Her tone was higher than usual) *looks around*
M: *giggles*
S: What oh?.... (Still going "What")
M: *whispers* You know what it is! You should have ask "Who?"!
*writes on paper* Smells like rotten vegetable...
S: *giggles, writes back* Wtf!
M: *writes* What.the.fart?
*more giggling*

Yeah, I know, we were being nasty (moreover, in a church!).. But we tend to notice small things like this when there's nothing to do. Amazingly, my mum who sat beside me didn't smell anything. I bet everyone except both of us didn't smell anything. Weird. I told my sister that she already inhaled all the smell. More giggling. The smell almost made her puke.

Enough of that stupid story. I do feel bad laughing about this because we were not even sure it was her... (ermm... We did saw her went to the restroom after that "incident")... Nonetheless, Olympic had become a part of our amusement today.

Don't you ever wonder how little petty things like this could make your day?
As long as they don't know you're laughing at them. Well~ I don't like being laughed at too.
It's life.

A good start for the day.
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Sunday was better than last Saturday.
I was angry all day. Being hormo-tional.

But what I'm angry with, I can't get it out because it's inappropiate, irrational and doesn't deserve to be thrown fit at.

What will you do when you're in such position?

Wait for your steam to cool down? That will take me days. Not healthy.
Go crash/vandalize some stuff in the house? I don't want to do anything that I'll regret later.
Make everyone around you miserable? Done. But it wasn't enough.
Watch TV? Nothing special on TV.
Internet? Good idea. But I have to wait for my turn. Which is... NEXT WEEK! *sarcastic sigh*
Someone's been busy killing monsters in a computer game someone just installed.
Become a monster? Hmmm...
Sing "I feel pretty... oh so pretty..."? Am I in the mood to sing that?

Lastly, what I did was something I don't usually do in public.

We went to the Kolombong Giant Hypermarket that evening, shopping for the kitchen stuff.
I went cranky about everything in there. Throwing words everywhere.

"Does that thing even have a sirim logo?" Surprisingly, I noticed some electrical appliances sold in Giant don't have it.
"This cabbages look old."
"Oh. This chicken is not fresh. Look at that. Gross."
"Fraudalent." I don't remember to what or whom I was referring to.
"What can you expect? They are lazybones."

Yeah, okay, so it wasn't harsh enough...
And I don't know if anyone or the staff of Giant heard what I said.
But it sure felt good saying things without thinking if it hurts anyone's feeling...


I'll remember to do it next time I got hormo-tional, erm.. I mean emotional.

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